Love

Is what Valentine s Day is about.
But I’m only in it for the chocolate.

Chocolate
Is much better than love.
Chocolate
Can’t break your heart
(Not that I have one).
Chocolate

Doesn’t expect things from you.

Chocolate
Doesn’t argue with you.
Chocolate
Doesn’t worry about you
Chocolate

Doesn’t question your life choices

Chocolate

Doesn’t pester you because you aren’t spending time with it

Chocolate
Doesn’t have feelings
Chocolate
Doesn’t have opinions
So this year
Instead of choosing love
I’m choosing
Chocolate